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Si yo fuera Hellboy *** If I were Hellboy

Pablo | October 17, 2007

Si un dia levantara con unos cuernos limados, paticas cabrunas, y un brazo regordete lleno de runas creo que iban a cambiar un par de cositas.

Para empezar no creo que trabajara de maquetador por que la mano derecha del (destino) raton me iba a entorpecer un poco la labor.
Seguro que tendria un par de amigotes raros con superpoderes, pero viendo de quien me rodeo en la actualidad no creo que cambiaran mucho las cosas.
Bueno lo que me supondria un cambio radical seria lo de fumar puros y disparar, que va en contra de mis principios.
Pero claro, imagino que enfrentarte a abominaciones constantemente te ayuda a ignorar los consejos que hemos asimilado inconscientemente del medico de 'Saber Vivir'.

A parte de eso imagino que si Hellboy fuese iberico, le haria gracia 'Muchachada Nui' y se quedaria los miercoles viendo la 2, si no hubiera ningun bicho que ajusticiar, claro.

Y si fuera Doraemon...
...que movida.

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If one day I wake up with filed horns, goatie legs, and a fatty arm full of runes, I guess that a couple of things would change.

Beggining with my job, because designing with the right hand of (doom) the mouse would be a bit messy. I am sure that I would be hanging around with freaky superpower pals, but looking who is around me it won't be really different as it is now.
The real challenge would be to start smoking cigars and shooting guns, because it is against my ethics.
But I understand that fighting abominations daily help to ignore the advices that we incouncious asimilate of the 'How to Live' doctor.

But I think that if Hellboy was Iberic, he would enjoy 'Muchachada Nui' and he will sit every Wednesday in front of the TV watching 'La 2', if there were any bad guy to slash, obviously.

And what if I were Doraemon...
...what a trouble!